I watched a guy on camera last night dump a five gallon bucket of drywall mud into one of my pits. Then he came back this morning to vacuum his truck while I was shoveling out the pit. I pulled out my phone and showed him the video of himself. He was still wearing the same shirt from last night, but he said, "that ain't me in that video, bruh."
Whatever, bruh. Now to go along with the video I have a nice closeup photo of you, your plates, your truck, and the empty mud bucket in the bed. All of which were sent to the cops this afternoon.
Have any of y'all seen the movie Idiocracy? We have arrived there, but 500 years ahead of schedule.