Red Baron
Active member
My wife and I have been wondering for a week what the huge bags are outside my neighbor's house as we drive by 10 times each day. Lo & behold, I find 3 of them filling up my dumpster this morning; they're filled with insulation scraps.
Let me describe my dumpster because it's not like every other ordinary dumpster. No, this dumpster is a special dumpster because it has a large yellow and black impossible-not-to-see laminated sign right on the front:
PRIVATE DUMPSTER
Using this dumpster
for construction
materials is Theft of
Services!!!
So the doofuses (doofi?) were easy to identify what with their logo on their cargo trailer still parked at my neighbor's house. After I called him, the idiot showed up to pick them out of the dumpster, then called me to say: Yeah uh, that stuff wasn't mine but I took it anyway.
Yeah uh-huh.
Let me describe my dumpster because it's not like every other ordinary dumpster. No, this dumpster is a special dumpster because it has a large yellow and black impossible-not-to-see laminated sign right on the front:
PRIVATE DUMPSTER
Using this dumpster
for construction
materials is Theft of
Services!!!
So the doofuses (doofi?) were easy to identify what with their logo on their cargo trailer still parked at my neighbor's house. After I called him, the idiot showed up to pick them out of the dumpster, then called me to say: Yeah uh, that stuff wasn't mine but I took it anyway.
Yeah uh-huh.