Dumb blond joke

[Mr Frank]

A police officer pulls over a blond and says, "Ma'am, do realize you were weaving all over the road?"

The blond says, "I'm trying to keep from hitting that tree!"

The officer responds,"Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

 

[trentu]

A PC tech asks the blond for her password, she says its goofymickeydopeysneezysleepyangrydonalddaisy When he asks her why it is so many cartoon names strung together she replies, "the instructions said it had to be 8 characters"

 

[MEP001]

One of the secretaries at an old job came out and asked me to look at her computer because it wouldn't turn on. On the way back in, she told me she had plugged a small space heater into the power strip and it kept tripping its little breaker, so she unplugged "something else" from the wall and plugged the heater in there, and plugged the "something else" into the power strip. I found exactly what I expected: the power strip for the computer plugged back into itself. I don't think she was a natural blond, but her hair was.

 

[mac]

Two blonds are standing on opposite sides of a river, and one hollars over to the other, "Hey, how do you get to the other side?" The other blond hollars back "You're on the other side."

 

[Dean Taylor]

A blonde was ecstatic for being so smart that she finished a puzzle in 3 weeks. The box said 2-4 years!