I thought I had seen it all...

[MikeV]

But this is a new one. A guy comes into my car wash and walks straddle legged to the meter box and deposits his money. Then he proceeds to wash his shorts. It appears that he has dumped a load in his shorts...maybe diarrhea???.
Anyway he has brown stuff all down his shorts and legs. Now I can understand having to go that bad, but I usually can find a bathroom or a secluded wooded spot richly foliated with poison ivy, but to go in your shorts!!!!! Then he starts washing out his front seat and floorboard. What a mess! Next he wants to vacuum out all this crap and thats when I stop him. I tell him I don't want all that s%$t in my vacs. Of course, he gets ****ed and leaves. What a moron.

 

[jprb]

Wow!...and that's all I've got to say about that.

 

[captain cw]

I did once think it was only a fart and then to my surprise it was a shart...... Thought for the day "Never sneeze when you have diarrhea"

 

[Dean Taylor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MfdqM3gaQ

 

[PaulLovesJamie]

Mike, no video? Could be the start of a new hit tv show, "Americas stupidest people"

 

[Waxman]

Poor guy must've been pretty sick!

I've seen it all and cleaned it all as a detailer.

In fact, I'm putting a sign on my new extractor that says:"bring it on, $hit britches".

 

[MikeV]

No, no video, in fact I tried to ignore him as I know he wash embarrassed..at least I hope he was. But when he went to the vac, thats where I drew the line....no s&*t in my vacs dude.

 

[I.B. Washincars]

After cleaning out a vac overunning with water and maggots, I would have given anything to have just been cleaning out a little $h!t...sissies