It's always fun to imagine what we would do if by some strange twist of fate we ended up running the planet. So I thought I would start this off with my idea: I would give the United Nations 90 days to pack up and get out of the US. Because I'm a nice guy, I would give them a nice new place to relocate to. And that would be in Haiti. Think of it. Haiti could use the development and tourist dollars, and jobs. And no third world tin horn dictator would come to New York and tell the world what bums we are.