Jokes

[Waxman]

Guy walks into a bar and sees a miniature man sitting atop the bar playing a beautiful song on an equally tiny piano.

Guy says to bartender :"I gotta ask; what's with the tiny man playing piano?"

Bartender says; "...well....about 6 months ago I came across a Genie in a bottle...."

Guy interrupts him; :"..and you asked for a ten inch PIANIST?????"

Bartender replies; "Not Exactly".

 

[Whale of a Wash]

If a truck driver comes into the car wash. How do you pay him a nice compliment. Say something nice about his tooth.!!

Whats the difference between a Boeing 747, and a college sorority girl.
Not everyone's been on a 747.

 

[rph9168]

A friend of mine just started a new business in Afghanistan. He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof!