New Business Opportunity / Need Input

[edredtop]

Hi gang, In the spirit of the ever-popular genre: "I'm looking at starting a new business and need ideas," I'm looking for some help from this community.
I currently have a couple of successful car washes that I've been thinking about converting into a toilet service instead.
Lately, our hourly urination count has been seeing double digit increases and the defecation count is a growing segment as well (no pun intended)
We've even seen strong numbers in self-gratification (no joke) and have been trying to figure out what's so erotic about our car wash.
Is it the "Hot Wax" sign? Are they taking "Self-Serve" too literally?
At any rate, the idea of leaving a pile of dough on the table really stinks!
Would Dan from GinSan maybe have a way to charge for these services? If so, it would have to be a big accumulating timer. Really big.
I'm down in the dumps and am hoping there is a wiz on this forum that can help.
If anybody has ideas that could help, I'd be flush with excitement!
Thanks!

 

[washnshine]

Your verbiage is hilarious and at the same time, the post is incredibly sad. I don’t even know how to respond to that much rampant disgust. In the absence of any real solution to offer, because I’m absolutely dumbfounded, I’ll leave you with one attempt of humor. Perhaps some of your customers need to see a “Touchless” sign.

 

[Waxman]

get the license plate number using your cameras and report them to the police. Where I am from that is a Crime that will get you labeled as a sex offender if convicted.

 

[Dan kamsickas]

Hi gang, In the spirit of the ever-popular genre: "I'm looking at starting a new business and need ideas," I'm looking for some help from this community.
I currently have a couple of successful car washes that I've been thinking about converting into a toilet service instead.
Lately, our hourly urination count has been seeing double digit increases and the defecation count is a growing segment as well (no pun intended)
We've even seen strong numbers in self-gratification (no joke) and have been trying to figure out what's so erotic about our car wash.
Is it the "Hot Wax" sign? Are they taking "Self-Serve" too literally?
At any rate, the idea of leaving a pile of dough on the table really stinks!
Would Dan from GinSan maybe have a way to charge for these services? If so, it would have to be a big accumulating timer. Really big.
I'm down in the dumps and am hoping there is a wiz on this forum that can help.
If anybody has ideas that could help, I'd be flush with excitement!
Thanks!

Unfortunately, pay to use public toilets are still illegal in much of the US. Even if they weren't I doubt these same upstanding individuals would actually use them. Maybe post these pictures on every social media site you have asking for a reward and create a wall of shame behind some plexiglass at your site, post the pictures, and charge the idiots when they demand their pictures be taken down.

 

[edredtop]

Unfortunately, pay to use public toilets are still illegal in much of the US. Even if they weren't I doubt these same upstanding individuals would actually use them. Maybe post these pictures on every social media site you have asking for a reward and create a wall of shame behind some plexiglass at your site, post the pictures, and charge the idiots when they demand their pictures be taken down.

Good idea Dan but we're too yellow to try that.

 

[edredtop]

get the license plate number using your cameras and report them to the police. Where I am from that is a Crime that will get you labeled as a sex offender if convicted.

In our dysfunctional city the cops won't show up unless the crime involves blood. Since I'm not a urologist or proctologist....