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I.B. Washincars

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I have a message on my answering machine that has had me bumfuzzled for a couple of weeks. Here it is exactly as she said it.

"Umm, I'm at your car wash and I got a 20 dollar bill stuck in your machine and I want it back."

a slight pause, and then in an official sounding tone

"clearance seven comma zero"

Her coordinates??? Security code??? Badge #???

She did not leave her name or # and hasn't called back. After racking my brain every time I listened to it I finally played it for Mary, who figured it out.

The moron was reading the clearance bar over the automatic entrance! I guess she assumed that was the name of the wash :confused: Or maybe not, I don't think anyone can figure out what goes on inside the head of someone that stupid.
 

I.B. Washincars

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No, but I don't always collect the money myself. Also, she didn't state which wash she was at. All of my washes have the same coordinates, "clearance seven comma zero" so I couldn't narrow it down that way.
 

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say what?

I'd handle it thusly; hit 'erase' on the answering machine. Problem solved.:cool:
 
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