Welcome to the world of washing cars in Florida.
I have a more pitiful story.
Consider the case of two Florida hoopies who became so caught up listening to rap music while vacuuming their car at a self-service wash that they allowed their toddler to wander off into the in-bay automatic where the child was tragically and critically injured by the gantry.
These folks actually had the audacity to sue the owner and OEM for neglect. Go figure.