What exactly is a tire kicker?
How many of them are there?
Where do they get the time & money to fly to vegas to attend expos, with no intention of spending a dollar?
(How do I get a job like that?
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And exactly how is it that they cost paying attendees additional cash?
I did participate in tire kicking once while helping my girlfriend shop for her first car with her dad. I know I did because when we tried to get help, the salesman said "youre just here to kick tires." Jamie's normally gregarious dad stuck his thick germanic finger in the guys chest and said "maybe if you had decent cars at a fair price and knew how to sell them we would buy one. And by the way, clean your cars they are filthy." Needless to say we left. (translation: we bought elsewhere.) Fond memory.
I reckon I might be counted among the expo tire kickers too, because I've never bought an expensive IBA or any 6 figure tunnel equipment? I could add up the $ I've spent (and will spend) as a result of having attended the show, we have records of everything. Its not 6 figures... but its probably closer to 6 than 4. Not bad for self-service hoi polloi who stayed off-site in a cheaper hotel.
I'm having flashback visions of a spy-vs-spy comic where the red menace forces the weeble-shaped americans to pay for the privilege of shopping... any of you other old guys remember spy-vs-spy?