Red Baron
Active member
...last night. So, I opened the door to my equipment room and, everything was gone. Everything! Every single thing had been stolen, they even swept the floor before they left, which makes a bizarre dream even more bizarre.
I stepped outside and called 911.
911: 911 what is your emergency?
Me: Someone stole my car wash.
911: They stole what?
Me: My car wash, they stole my car wash. Not the building, just the equipment.
911: Do you want me to dispatch an officer?
Me: No, I think I can run a car wash without any of the pumps and stuff - of course I want you to send an officer. And when they're on their way here if they see someone pulling a trailer full of stainless steel equipment, pull them over and shoot them.
I stepped outside and called 911.
911: 911 what is your emergency?
Me: Someone stole my car wash.
911: They stole what?
Me: My car wash, they stole my car wash. Not the building, just the equipment.
911: Do you want me to dispatch an officer?
Me: No, I think I can run a car wash without any of the pumps and stuff - of course I want you to send an officer. And when they're on their way here if they see someone pulling a trailer full of stainless steel equipment, pull them over and shoot them.