Car Wash Slogans

[audiosnow46]

Anyone know of any good/funny slogans for a reader board. I have found a few online but not as many as i would like. Get those creatives juices flowing!

I found a few:

Clean Cars Go Far

ScrubaDub. A Great Car Wash

Car Wash: We Wash Cars

I Don't want to be seen until you wash me clean

A clean car is a happy car

 

[rph9168]

Where wash time is important I like "Experience Waitlessness".

 

[Waxman]

"when in doubt, vac it out"

"don't ignore a sandy floor"

"free carwash ...tomorrow"

" Dirty car got u down? wash it off and lose that frown"

"clean cars run better"

"Improve you image; wash today"

"you'll feel better in a clean car"

 

[pitzerwm]

Always check out library:

http://autocareforum.com/cutesaying.html

 

[Earl Weiss]

Wash & Dry here. no ironing.

 

[pmedasie]

My car wash name:
Wishee Washee Car Wash
My slogan:
Your car says "I wishee you would washee me"

 

[JMMUSTANG]

Our Vacuums Suck!

 

[GoBuckeyes]

I once put up "have better sex in a clean car" much to the councilman's dismay. He fielded about a hundred phone calls regarding that one.

 

[pitzerwm]

I created a lot of "attention" when I put up "Who says a man is just a vibrator with a wallet".

 

[packerscw]

Hop in line for a wash n shine

Splish-Splash lets give our car a bath

Wash Me: your cars middle name

Come on in the waters fine

Your wife called and said to wash the car

Dirty cars equal rusty cars

clean car ooo clean car

scrub me up

dirty, scrub, soap, polish, rinse, repeat once a week

don't get caught riding dirty

farming season is dirty road season, wash weekly

chicks dig a mean clean machine

 

[packerscw]

Wash it up, before you go go

guaranteed clean or your dirt back

clean mean gas guzzling machine

your car stinks and needs a bath

dirty cars wanted

splish splash, wow this wash is fast

we take pride in your ride

dirt's nightmare ahead

danger: freshly washed cars were here

vote for the other guy