-Do you work here? (as I sweep the lot, with logoed hat & shirt)
-Do you work here? (as I repair a piece of equipment, with logoed hat & shirt)
-Do you work here? (as I change a trash bag, with logoed hat & shirt)
-Does this bay work? (with bright orange cone in front of it)
-Does this bay work? (with no cone or obstruction in bay)
-Do you have change for a $20 bill?
-Do you have change for a $10 bill?
-Do you have change for a $5 bill?
-Do you have a change machine?
-Do you have quarters?
-Does the vacuum take
tokens? (clearly labeled with "accepts quarters or
tokens")
-I put $2 in the bay and it did not start. Me- You mean the one that states $6 to start?
-I put $1 in the vac and it did not come on. Me- you mean the one that states $2 to start
-I inserted my
credit card but nothing is happening. Me- Did you make a wash selection? Them- I did not know I had to.
-I pulled in the bay but nothing happened. Me- you mean the one with the flashing "enter" sign; keep pulling forward.
-Your blow dryers do not work. Me- Did you select a wash that included the dryers?
-There is no high pressure. Me- because you are on low pressure pre-soak.
-There is no
soap in the foam brush. Me- you have to select "foam brush" on the meter panel.
-I put a $5 bill in the
changer and only got 4 quarters. Me- Those are $1
tokens, and you received five.
I could go on and on, but I think I should have about $10 million with the above. I could live off that!