Ah the never ending challenge to out think the troublesome customer. lol I've all but given up on trying to reason with those few who go dumb and didn't see the "No Grease" sign they're leaning against while cleaning that trailer full of trannys. And especially those who argue with the policies as though I don't have a right to run my business my way.
Two days ago I stopped a goober who was about to blast an impressive amount of caked-on grease from his pickup bed. Evidently the more he thought about it the madder he got, and about 2 minutes later he stormed into my equipment room.
Goober: I just want to let you know this is the crappiest car wash I've ever seen.
Me: That could be, but it's my car wash, and I built it in America where when a guy spends his own money on a business he gets to run it his way.
Goober: I'll go down the road where they aren't so #### picky.
Me: I appreciate that, but I know the owner there and I can tell you that he doesn't want your grease there either.
Goober: This is a crappy car wash.
Me: Yes, you said that already. What I don't understand is why you think our signs don't apply to you.
The guy walked off frustrated I could tell. I don't need to reason with morons like that - the sooner I can run off that 1% of my customers who account for 95% of my headaches, the better.