Mystery Pee'r NABBED by Cameras!!!

[Red Baron]

Busted!!! I finally caught the doofus whose been peeing in a cup then setting it in the corner in my bay. Ran his tag, gave him a call...naturally, they said they'd sold the car but the message was delivered nonetheless.

Sometimes these cameras are worth their weight in gold. I was going to post the pick of the guy peeing, on my website then tell him my web address and tell him the next time I'd post a pic of his smallness, along with his name, for all the world to see. Alas, my wife said no.

 

[Louise]

Funny. I was at the wash today and saw a "gentleman" on surveillance walking away from his running car towards the dumpster. I rushed out to call to him - "do you need something". Thankfully I caught him before he got started.

Still a mystery why men pee behind the dumpster (all concrete) instread of behind the dumpster enclosure in the grass.

 

[Red Baron]

[sigh]...................the guy shows up again today, drunk on his ### in bay #2, and fills up a large cup of pee, to the top, and leaves it for me in the corner like a birthday present. It's gettin' old!!!!

Gonna tell the guy who the car is registered to tomorrow, that the guy is in the habit of DUI and the car is still registered to him, and hope he can connect the dots.

I'm too old for this.

 

[Red Baron]

Ok now he is nabbed. Caught Mr. Smalley driving by the wash and followed him to his apartment where I showed a pic of him doing the deed. At first he denied it, then apologized.

I'm not sure the guy doesn't have some sexual hangup. There are 6 places within a block to use a restroom, as well as his own apartment 1 minute away. He never washes his car, just shows up to pee.

 

[lighthousecarwash]

.....and these people can vote? Makes me want to cry.

 

[MEP001]

I've caught at least a dozen people urinating at the wash, some in a bay behind their car/truck door, some on the side of the building, some behind the dumpster inside its enclosure. The weird thing is that there's a convenience store with a restroom barely 50 feet away. One of the pee'rs who was a repeat offender left acold, almost full, opened beer on the ground by the dumpster next to where he relieved himself.

 

[captain cw]

Why doesn't he just pee on the floor and let it run down the drain? The last thing I want to do is hold a cup of my own pee for any length of time. I just wish we could neuter these people, so they can't foul the earth with their offspring...

 

[Red Baron]

Why doesn't he just pee on the floor and let it run down the drain? The last thing I want to do is hold a cup of my own pee for any length of time. I just wish we could neuter these people, so they can't foul the earth with their offspring...

Exactly. And I wouldn't make a big deal out of it if it was a customer who just had to pee, but it seems as though he is into the thrill of risking being caught doing it. After talking to him, dude seems to be a bubble off level.

He patted me on the back and said he was sorry and I was thinking "Uh, man, I really don't want you touching me with that hand." He tried to blow it off as a small thing (pun intended) but I left no doubt with him that I was sick and tired of carting off his cups of pee.

I told the local cops: Guys, this is an easy DUI for ya - the guy stumbles out of his car and fills up a Venti-sized cup to the brim with cafe-Bud - not much doubt he's DUI.

 

[rph9168]

Could they use the Bud-cafe to test for blood alcohol level?

 

[MEP001]

They shouldn't need to - if Red sees the guy at the wash drunk, calls the cops and lets them know where he lives, even if he isn't driving when they contact him they can arrest him based on the video evidence. I would think that a container of urine left in a bay would be less admissible in court than that.

 

[Red Baron]

They shouldn't need to - if Red sees the guy at the wash drunk, calls the cops and lets them know where he lives, even if he isn't driving when they contact him they can arrest him based on the video evidence. I would think that a container of urine left in a bay would be less admissible in court than that.

I wanted to subject him to my own sobriety test where I kick him in the wally wally bing bang then see if he can walk straight.

 

[rph9168]

Toobad there is so much water around. Years ago I knew a guy who was having a problem with guys urinating on the wall behind his warehouse creating a stench. He live wired a 12 volt bare wire at the base of the wall and the problem was resolved quickly.