I was planning to help someone rig up a can of mace to spray someone in the face when he pried open a meter box door - every night they'd pop the same one open, take whatever coins hadn't made it into the vault, flip the funnel over and wedge the door shut again. They finally stopped, but I would have built him a cheap DVR just to see it go off.
BS, tear gas isn't going to do any "damage" to the moron, Jesus, some of you will look for any excuse to do nothing and then whine when crap happens to you.
Here are some pics from a mess I found last night. It took me three hours to clean up since it was frozen solid. I am sitting at home thoughing out right now, who doesn't love -15 degree wind chills
It was four full wheelbarrow loads to get it cleaned up. What a mess.