Quote of the Week

[Fatboy769]

Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

 

[Fatboy769]

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see
what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke

 

[pitzerwm]

Now I know

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

[pitzerwm]

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasters and economists? - Kelvin Throop III

 

[pitzerwm]

What the Forum is all about

Learn from the mistakes of others. Life is too short to make them all yourself. -------------

 

[pitzerwm]

Quote For The Day:​

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'Whatever you give a woman, she ' s going to multiply.​

If you give her a house, she ' ll give you a home.​

If you give her groceries, she ' ll give you a meal.​

If you give her a smile, she ' ll give you her heart.​

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. '​

So....if you give her crap,​

You will receive more **** than any one human being can handle​

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[pitzerwm]

We've gotten to the point where everybody's got a right and nobody's got a responsibility. - Newton Minow (FCC chairman)

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self respect springs. - Joan Didion (1934 - )

 

[IBFLYIN]

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

"We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry."

 

[rph9168]

Political Correctness

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"

 

[Waxman]

" you're gonna miss this. you're gonna want this back. you're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast".~Trace Adkins.

This song reminds me that every day is a gift.

 

[Dean Taylor]

The Gift

Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is a mystery.

Today is a Gift.

That's why they call it The Present.

 

[Eric H]

"Anything worth doing is worth doing well" -from my fortune cookie today

 

[Waxman]

"A friend in Need is a friend, indeed!"

 

[MEP001]

"Anything worth doing is worth doing naked." -Ron Jeremy

 

[pitzerwm]

Thought for today

"Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich , a tragedy for the poor."

Sholom Aleichem, Russian author-humorist, (1859-1916).

This was read to me today and I just thought it was worth posting it here.

 

[MikeV]

When you're stupid, you suffer. - My dearly departed Mom.

 

[Waxman]

"7/5 of people do not understand fractions"

 

[MEP001]

"Why isn't there another word for 'thesaurus'?"

 

[pitzerwm]

The five pillars of success Seth Godin's

The five pillars of success

1. See (really see) what's possible
2. Know specifically what you want to achieve
3. Make good decisions
4. Understand the tactics to get things done and to change minds
5. Earn the trust and respect of the people around you

It sure seems like we spend all our time on #4.

 

[Waxman]

"You cannot steal second base and keep one foot on first."

Dr. Lou