sfr surprise request

[cmawash]

other day I was working to trouble shoot a electrical problem, an older man walks up to the pump room door and " Say's I here when do I get my free spot free rinse." First time any body said that to me and was for a few seconds speech less.

 

[Ayerule]

Them: "Hi, yeah.. I'm here for the free wash."
Me: "Sir, the sign says TOUCH-FREE car wash."
Them: "Right, I want my free wash."
Me: " "

 

[MEP001]

I've had people ask me "How do I get the free spot rinse?"

"It's spot free, it dries without any spots."

"Then how is it free?"

 

[Semi-retired]

Me kneeling in the water chasing an electrical problem on a new to me old pump station 95 degrees so the equipment room door is open.
Customer " the boss is here so I can get my free wash today?"
Me " I just work here"
Customer " I've seen your truck here a lot"
Me "no free washes I don't work for free buddy"
Customer " the old owner gave me washes"
Me " that's probably why I bought it from bank foreclosure"
silence

 

[Earl Weiss]

USed to give away "Free 1 Gallon Windshield Washer & Anti Freeze" with top package. One guy insisted he wanted his free gallon of Anti freeze and I was deceiving him. Said I made up the term calling the windshield washer solution "Anti Freeze" Showed him thelabel on the bottle which said that and asked if he thought I made up the label too.

 

[JustClean]

After reading the forum I changed my message board saying:
OUR VACUUMS SUCK!
I got asked several times when the vacuums would be working again.

Unreal! Okay, I changed the board to WASH & DRY - NO IRONING!
Guess what? "I didn't know you also had a laundry...."