Sign messages

[chiggybite]

Need help with some one liners for a led sign. This is for an EE. I'm not very creative and need your help. Thanks in advanced

 

[Earl Weiss]

Wash and dry - No ironing
Your spouse called and said you should get the car washed.
Clean cars Last longer
Clean Cars get better mileage.
A clean car is a happy car.
Our vacuums really suck.

 

[twerkinatthecarwash]

I'm a big fan of "your wife called, she said wash the car"

I also have "rain doesn't have soap", A picture of mega-man that says "blast the dirt away", "spring into a clean car", a 1-up mushroom from Mario "Give your car an extra life"

that's just a few fun ones in between a bunch of boring ones like "HOT LAVA WAX" or "ALWAYS FREE VACUUMS" or "ASK US ABOUT GIFT CARDS"

 

[cantbreak80]

"Our reputation is on the spot"

 

[MEP001]

"Your car is not a Dalmatian - keep it spotless"

 

[washnshine]

"It's the perfect time for a spring cleaning"

"Finish like new"

"Let us give your car a sparkling new image"