Waxman, this was my feeble attempt to add a little humor in what many of us have gone through.
1. Enthusiasm
Man alive, what a Gold mine! Like taking candy away from a baby. Build it and they will come. Boy, this is going to be easy and I am going to get rich. I’ll just go by a couple times a week and collect the quarters and sweep the place up a little.
2. Disillusionment
Where did this mess come from? Who’s going to clean up this mess? I thought all I had to do was come by and pick up the quarters?) Why is all this stuff breaking. " This is a first we've never had this problem before". The parts will be here in two maybe three days.
3. Panic
Usually happens during the first month where you encounter a lot of rain, like 15 to 30 days. Or when you beging to feel like the repairman is living with you. You see more of him than you do your family. Business is dean and we have notes, insurance, taxes, labor, chemicals, electricity, water, sewer and a whole lot of stuff I forgot are all Where's the money?
4. Search for the guilty
When they were selling me all this equipment they told me what a good location this was and how much money I was going to make. NOBODY mentioned there anything about bad weather or equipment failures. All they told me about was just coming by, picking up the quarters and every now and them sweeping up. Where is that no good “Ol boy” who assured me this was a terrific site and my equipment would just keep running, running, and running?
5. Punishment of the innocent
Because things are going bad, you holler at the wife, kick the dog and bang your head on the wall thinking, “I can’t believe I didn’t think of this”?