Welcome to 2014

[JMMUSTANG]

Our Phones-Wireless
Cooking-Fireless
Cars-Keyless
Food-Fatless
Tires-Tubeless
Dress-Sleeveless
Youth-Jobless
Leaders-Shameless
Relationships-Meaningless
Attitudes-Careless
Babies-Fatherless
Feelings-Heartless
Education-Valueless
Children-Mannerless
Country-Godless

We are SPEECHLESS,
Congress is CLUELESS,

And our President is WORTHLESS!

I'm scared $hitle$$

 

[Tom Thumb]

Man,
Did you hit the nail on the head.