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lessor of two evils, is still evil

it came today,south centrail,pa

i would like to go and say hello again

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on...

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what do you say to the vans that do dog groming and are washing while they drain there tank

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Obamacare The Musical! Very clever Turn down the house lights! Quiet in the audience! It is time for the curtain to go up. This guy has a great voice to boot! Just takes a minute or two...listen and enjoy! Obamacare, the Musical...

Time Delay Relay, Contact Current 1.5 Amps, Control Operation Delay on Make, Time Delay Adjustable 1.8 to 600 Seconds, On Delay Timer Grainger Item # 4E233

today i told my wife i wasn't going to do anything she said thats what you did all day yesterday i told her i wasn't finished yet

i use diskin at two locations,didn't have any problems yet diskin uses 3 motors use a 1-2 sec delay on the selector switch one set up i put on the wall and the other in the attic i would like to find a better time delay,then the one from granger

The longer I live, life is like a roll of toilet paper,the closer to the end the faster it goes Author Unknown

imo that razor is not so thin,pelosi knew how many votes she needed to get it passed,she let some of the demes vote no so they could go home and get relected,esp the ones that were on thin ice

the township i live in and the township my washes are in,the township eng,plum,elect,inspector etc. are all people that were self employed and failed over the years,now they think they know it all and you are stupid,so if puting a sticker on something solves the problem so be it. just a little rant

i replaced a sign,the township came and inspected the instalation a year later i get a certified letter saying i need a final electric inspection or else,i played the game and went along i learned the township is out of work, no new building etc,the electrician told me there is a lot of this...

check out video-insight i have it at two locations tech service after the sale is great they are in houston

make your own ul lable and put it on

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful...

Two good ol' boys in a West Virginia trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin and she got pregnant and had a baby...

last night i told my wife i was going to make her the happiest woman in the world she said she was goin to miss me